dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
- “jesus christ” “who’s that”
- “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
- referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
- adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
- “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”
feel free to add more
“Why do you wear that one hat all the time?” “It makes me feel about +2 more dexterous somehow”
Subsection of adding “fantasy” in front of modern things: Referring to something or someone from real life as Elven, Dwarven, Orcish, etc. In origin. Ex: “Did you know David Bowie was actually fae?”
“I don’t know why, but I get the really intense feeling that if we just slept for, idk, 8 hours or so - or even just sat down and relaxed for 2 or 3 hours, we’d all feel a lot better and more prepared to deal with the rest of today’s bullshit.”
(via midnigtartist)
